Howard Hills, the California attorney who assisted Abramoff by appearing as the front man on a contract with the Superior Court of Guam in 2001 and 2002 now wants to assure us that Abramoff wasn't in on every deal of his.

In today's Pacific Magazine, Hills fills us in that Abramoff was not involved in his work for  Rongelap Atoll.

But he goes a little far in his denial:

The lawyer reiterated that it is impossible for him to involve Abramoff with his Rongelap representation since they were never associates and he never had any business deals with the lobbyist.

But Howard, don't you mean except for that one time, at band camp, when you let Abramoff register as your lobbyist and then you funnelled him $300K + in $9,000 increments from the Superior Court of Guam, all in an attempt to evade procurement guidelines?  Do you remember that time?