No, I'm not talking about the public beating that Bush's FEMA is taking in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.  I am literally talking about the FEMA Rap. 

Apparently this is how FEMA spent their time and money preparing for natural disasters.

For those who want to sing along, or can't get the audio to load, here are the lyrics:

Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.